Local Wolf Attempts to Think of Pup Name That Starts With W


WOLOT, PANGILAN — Running around in circles, increasingly unhinged wolf Woronton Wilnor made a scene in Wolot Animal Hospital on Wednesday morning after his suggested names for his newborn pup were used by other wolves.

“Wardor is taken. Winston is taken. Wolpin is taken. I don’t know what other names are available.” He claimed that the websites that can give him wolf name suggestions were not helpful.

“Who even names their pups Wankadon? That sounds weird.”

A few minutes later, a wolf bystander approached Woronton and suggested a name that does not start with the letter W. That wolf became lupus non gratus in Woronton’s territory.